"Attempted to leave the house at 8am ‘to adult like a pro’ … ended up melting into the sidewalk by 9am because *Paraguayan sun said no* . Now my dog is judging me from the shade while I chug tereré like it’s oxygen. Chera’a, adulthood is just surviving heatwaves and awkward small talk at the almacén #SendSopaParaguayaOrHelp"
"Attempted to leave the house at 8am ‘to adult like a pro’ 🇵🇾… ended up melting into the sidewalk by 9am because *Paraguayan sun said no* ☀️🥵. Now my dog is judging me from the shade while I chug tereré like it’s oxygen. Chera’a, adulthood is just surviving heatwaves and awkward small talk at the almacén 😂 #SendSopaParaguayaOrHelp"
